Caption Contest!

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 06/08/2015 at 18:35 • Filed to: Caption, Crash, Accident, Wtf

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From an accident that happened near me earlier today.

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/08/2015 at 18:44

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Boat.

Or

LAND HO!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/08/2015 at 18:46

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“Meanwhile in Florida...”

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 06/08/2015 at 18:48

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Dammit I think you win

JGrabowMSt > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/08/2015 at 18:50

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[Intro (T-Pain)]

(Shortayyyy) Aww shit

Get your swampers ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the place hit the fuckin roof (shorty, yeah)

But stay on your motherfuckin nuts

We runnin this, let’s go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]

I’m on a truck (I’m on a truck)

I’m on a truck (I’m on a truck)

Everybody look at me cause I’m sittin’ on a truck (sittin’ on a truck)

I’m on a truck (I’m on a truck)

I’m on a truck

Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin truck (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]

I’m on a truck motherfucker take a look at me

Straight cruising on a truck on the open road

Bustin five nuts, wind whippin out my coat

You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a truck

Take a picture, trick (trick) I’m on a truck, bitch (bitch)

We drinking pabst blue, cause it’s so cheap (cheap)

I got my truck nuts, and my flippie-floppies

I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies

I’m ridin on a trailer, hittin’ bumps and shit

The trailer’s rockin, gettin e’rybody all scerred

But this ain’t Tennesee, this is real as it gets

I’m on a truck motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

I’m on a truck and, it’s goin fast and

I got a cops themed pashmina afghan

I’m the king of the world, on a truck like Neo

If you’re on the ground, then you’re sho’ not me-oh

{Get the fuck up, this truck is REAL!!!}

Fuck grass, I’m on a truck, motherfucker (motherfucker)

Fuck trees, I climb ramps, motherfucker (motherfucker)

I’m on the roof with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)

This truck engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)

Arms spread wide on the roof rack lights (roof rack lights)

Gonna fly this truck to the moon somehow (moon somehow)

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]

Yeah, never thought I’d be on a truck

It’s a big scurry intersection (yeah)

Ray Wert~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on the tailgate)

Never thought I’d see the day

When a big ass truck comin my way

Believe me when I say, I dragoned a diesel

[Chorus]

[T-Pain]

Whoahhh

Sha-sha-shorty, shorty

Yeah yeah yeahhh

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/08/2015 at 19:04

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My spottings weren’t nearly as entertaining: NSX, E-Type Coupe, XJS Vert, rust free Dodge Rampage, Scirocco, and more.

DiExMachina > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/08/2015 at 19:18

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Truck Fortress 2: Boat Hats

Firewrx234 > JGrabowMSt 06/08/2015 at 19:20

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And the Grammy goes to....JGrabow!!!!

Drek > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/08/2015 at 19:31

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Yeah, it’ll tow a Space Shuttle too.

ly2v8-Brian > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/08/2015 at 19:56

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“So, do I, uh, just drive the whole truck in?"

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/11/2015 at 23:23

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So that's how amphibious cars are born...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/11/2015 at 23:24

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Lurking again I see???

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 06/11/2015 at 23:47

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Yes. Just lurking. This is as far as I can go. I hope all is well. Stay in touch.